End users got you down? Tired of restoring files from backups, shadow copies, or off site storage? Well I have the solution for you. Just remove that problem user’s delete key. It’s simple, fast and effective for preventing Jeff from accounting from deleting the quarterly reports he needed to submit to the C suite 3 hours ago. It’s fun, safe and effective. Be sure to tell Jeff he can have his delete key reinstalled on his keyboard after 6 months of not deleting anything and wasting IT’s precious time.

The key in question. I did expect this to have more wear and tear on it.